"My good opinion, once lost-"
"Man, shut up."
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of some sweet wings
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.
when someone else says they love my fav character
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
When you finally realize something obvious:
white americans: ummmmmm slavery was so long ago don’t you think we should put it behind us?????? lmao (:
white americans: 9/11!!!!!!!!!!!! PEarL HARBOR!!!!!1!!!!!!! nEVER FORGET!!!!!!!?!